no seriously, make a human sized fucking blender with a damn smoothie setting and fill it with Vodka and Orange juice. then put me in it so i can drown and stew in it. and while I'm in it, hit the smoothie setting to pull me down to the bottom, and get sliced up. then shove ice cubes in it, and press the crush ice setting so it actually does make a smoothie. pour it into cups serve it, oh and don't skimp out on the little umbrellas you cheap bastards! FUCK! what more can i say. i need a drink > so to all who comply once again thank you. and have a great Night, and pleasant dreams.